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DARE YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT?! WHY, I OUGHTA COME OVER THERE...
Sure, be my guest. I've got plenty
of beer, and I'll throw some burgers on the grill...
/Alchemist |
A lesson
on how power corrupts. Even before you have any.
-- Thomas on Caitlin
Duffy's "Jane For President"
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Don't make me get out the cattle
prod again :)
OhmyGodIdidn'tjustsaythatdidI? Eepeepeepeepeepeepeep! Martin J. Pollard's secret shame... does his girlfriend know? |
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| And here I am, thinking
it's because [Daria]'s a closet lesbian. -- Milo "hey, that's what all the fanfics are claiming" Minderbinder Nah...you can't lie down in a closet. :-)
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| Mel:
well, dammit, aren't men suppose to be these big strong things that laugh
in the face of pain and eat full course meals while watching blood and
violence?
tafka: when was the last time you grossed me out, mel? Caira: Mel: Well, yeah, but this is the new millennium. So are women. _Jenn: Mel: Yes, but females ruined that Lew: Hehh, I laugh while eating and causing bloodshed, pain and suffering of the damned. Centipede: then they all injest themselves with LSD 25 and frolic while an accordion and kazoo band plays "Sister Ray" for 5 hours tafka: no..... men are the creatures with testicles.... most of the time.... MOST of the time |
Why
not just stop complaining about a fic that has nothing for you? It's not
hurting you by existing, is it? If it is, then Canadibrit is far more talented
than we all thought.
Leopard
Lady
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| I
have but one response to this whole debate:
hehehehehhahahahahahah *snicker* *gasp* *snort* BWAhahahahahahaha!!!! *falls off chair* RAOTFLMAO!!! heeheeheehahahah *splutter* *snicker* HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! *grabs onto desk, tries to pull self up* heheheheh *loses grip in fit of laughter* LMAO!! Hahahahaha! *grabs on to desk with both hands, hauls self up and climbs into chair again* *holds head in hands* hehehehehhahahahahheeheeheehee!!! wipes tears of laughter from eyes* You guys are soooooo bloody funny! Don't stop, this is more entertaining than... well, I was going to say Dawson's Creek, but you may take that the wrong way... well, whatever you find most entertaining. Cassie |
But
seriously - really seriously, is it so hard to take a look at a fic and
if it offends you to click the back button on your browser and not bother
with it?
And don't give me a 'so that's what it's for...' either. I'm not going to be drawn into an argument over what is kosher or not in fic. That's for the individual reader to decide. Hell... Lew and I have different taste in books. I like trashy thrillers. He likes trashy fantasy. (or is it the other way around... I can never remember :p ) Lew: I will kill you, and bury you with "The Goblet of Fire." ... Sod what the other person thinks.... they aren't the one reading it. And if they do read it right to the end and then complain - well, they have only themselves to blame... My suggestion.... read what the hell you want, and if it makes you sick, dizzy or sleepy well go the clickery clickery and magic yourself away from the awful thing. Lew: That's not what you said when I...Mummmph! Murmp! Murmmmmmm! (translation: Oh no! I've been gagged!) Tafka (unless "otherwise noted"...)
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| I actually LIKED the Spice
Girls when they first came out. Then I heard "Wannabe" about 5 billion
times, and I suddenly got the urge to strangle them with my bare hands.
Go figure!
Kemical Reaxion
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| *Reese_Kaine's brother collects B-horror movies.
*Lew re-enacts horror movies. Different stabbings for different
folks...
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KnightHawke's
Thoughts on Lawndale After Dark (nt) - KnightHawke -
May-9-2001
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| Crazy
Nutso: If Di$ney does the 'Doom' movie... I hope it's an animated musical...
Ben: They were going to do(om) it five years ago. MadHamish: Will it have a plot, or just gore? Ben: There were novels. They were BAD. Chad: <Doomguy> Oh... woe is me... stuck on a planet with hundreds of mutated soldiers... |
Okay, I just
watched the "Buffy" finale... MY GOD. And I can't get on to their message
board or chat room. God. It was... so... jeez. I hate this!!
I know [this is] a Daria board,
but bear with me or my head will explode and that's only cool if you're
in the room with me to see it.
--MissEm |
Centipede_:
they're the Singing Dancing Teases That Boys Cream Over and that's what
makes the record companies rich....
Lew: Yeah, listening to people discussing the BritSpears/ChristineICan'tSing debate is like watching people discuss the merits of blow-up Barbie replicas tafka: blow up barbies have their place.... Centipede: That's what's happened to the muzak indisstree.... Jenn: Hey! I'm a blow up Barbie and I resent that! |
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| CB_Chad: Hi Caira.
Caira doubletakes -- okay, there's a mental image. CB, Chad... Ben: ... the Unholy Mutation. CB_Chad: Caira - EW! CB_Chad: BEEEEN! CrazyNutso: CBCHAD? EEP! brn2bwild: Hey CB/Chad: Having fun? Chad_CB: <cb> why is everyone all of a sudden writing tlas except me? |
I admire Outpost Daria... It's clearly
a lot of work. Plus, I'm one of the original sycophants.
Uh-oh. You realize, don't you, that Cincgreen Tactical ICBMs are now aimed in your general direction? :-) Let 'em come...I have a secret weapon -- the "not giving a **** strategic-defense shield." -- Um (and it's cheaper than Star Wars, too!)
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| (Am hoping to finish it by the Daria movie, but that depends on the hordes of work people trying to kill me. Somedays, wholesale slaughter just gets tiring. Still fun, but tiring)Desanera | See Sam
See Sam being obstinate and carrying on as usual Intelligent political debate comes to
the PPMB, but leaves soon afterwards, frustrated.
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| Here's
an idea (calling Brian Taylor): Erin looks like Helen, Daria bears a passing
resemblance to Amy, and Quinn is similar to Rita. So what if Erin were
really Helen's child, Daria Amy's, and Quinn Rita's? What events led the
sisters to swap progeny? Why did Helen end up with two of her sister's
kids, instead of Rita or Amy? -Kara Wild The
mind boggles, then reels, then crawls off in search of a stiff drink...or
really powerful drugs... You're
ready for Hollywood all right. Hmm...
Amy is too self-centered to devote the time to raising a kid? (just a thought.)
As for why, their mother made them do it as a way to try to get them to
stop fighting... Greed,
I would think. But think of the possibilities. "Your sister's got two;
why can't I have one?" Blood, after all, is thicker than water... "thicker" as in "stupider", of course. |
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| Crazy
Nutso thinks that, after the Australian Gov'ment is finished getting everyone
indoor plumbing, DSL is next on the list...
Caira threatens
to gut CN with the sharpened edge of a Radio Birdman CD
--it
is best not to mock the affairs of Australians, for they are unsubtle and
quick to anger...
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| I would, but how would you write
a Daria/Sesame Street crossover?
Don't give me ideas... I might just try it. Heyyy, Daria meets Oscar, you know that just might work...I mean if the show can have the characters interact with personifications of holidays why not 7 foot tall muppets? Title suggestion: The talking toilet meets the talking trashcan. |
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| Our poor Jane seems to have a pretty rotten run of luck in the love life department (who doesn't?). Now this may be the three Dr Peppers I drank in a row talking, but if Jane can't find a decent guy on the show I say we get her a guy from another show. They'll both have being fictional in commom for starters.
Well, yeah, but Dawson Leary? Watching Jane and Dawson would be funny... as
in, how long it would take for her to beat that sad puppy look off his
face.
Dawson: You remind me of this girl I used to know, Joey... (two hours later) Dawson: You should see the stuff Joey does sometimes... Jane: (bored out of her skull) Uh huh... (another hour later) Dawson: And then there was this time Joey went out with my best friend... Huh, maybe they would
get along... ; )
I in no way meant to suggest you needed a man
to be fulfilled. They have shops and catalogs for that sort of thing. I
only did it because I didn't want to see you get trounced by the usual
jerks you seem to go for. I too fear and loathe "Dawson's Creek", I only
suggested it because he's cute in a generic way and easily manipulated.
Think of the possiblities! Plus he's easily disposable. But if it's "Sick,
Sad World" fodder you're looking for I think there's some suitable canidates
on "Judge Judy" or "Jerry Springer" who would love to date a nubile young
artist like yourself. I'll give them your address. |
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| [Thomas's
Rule] #10 [to write bad fanfic]: Daria is really the daughter of Amy.
Of course this is a bad idea. Everyone knows that Daria sprang fully formed from the head of Zeus... --/Alchemist |
Wait, what exactly
is a CPA?
Certified Public Accountant. Unless it's my ex's Mom, she was just certifiable. Got a crazed look near an adding machine. *shudders* --medea42 he sails the wide accountant sea. -sam :) Ahhh, well that makes pissing him off a WHOLE lot easier :) --NomadX |
Kara would
NEVER use double-meanings or vague, clever word nuances to get her point
across. I mean, she wants to work in Hollywood, fercryinoutloud...
So she gets to dress ritzy, date attractive
movie stars, and develop a substance abuse problem? Cool!
No, those are the actors. The writers never have
that kind of fun... ; >
But you get treated with respect and honor, right? /me laughs with abandon. Interpret that how you will. ; > |
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| Lew: Mate, what you call beer
is considered mouthwash over here... vastly overpriced mouthwash to boot.
traP: Tequila. It's Los Angelino for Beer, mate. Canadibrit: Oh dear. Someone's arguing beer with an Aussie. TAKE COVER! |
Does anyone else find this
a little... graphic? Well, I've got the labcoats... who else was thinking
"Doctors and Nurses"...?
Desanera: Surgeon - Like THAT's not obvious... "Hand
me a scalpel, no, not that one, something BIGGER!"
Aradia: Patient? Noooooo... that'd be wrong...
Tafka: Plastic Homeopathy. "Yeah, rub this on your
face and we'll see some bone structure almost instantly..." (Tafka hides
the jar label "Caustic Soda" from her patient.)
Lew: Druggist/Chemist/Medicinal Supply Officer... Like you didn't see
that one... "Mmm, that's not bad, I'll have a 100cc of the green over there..."
Nomad: Mascot?
Morgan: Nurse Pyxie Princess? God, that'd be TOOO cute!
Wouter: The "Foreign Accent" Doctor...
Canadibrit: Mortician. I'll bet she'd love working with the bereaved...
"Stop that snivelling, he's barely cool to the touch, see!?"
The Rest of the Board: All the world's ills.
Lew - Blinded! |
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| Somehow, we have reached the following
equation in this thread...
Daria fan fiction = Christ vs Temple Will God have a season 6? Will Christ have a spin-off...? I'll order some extra large sacks. It looks like some people here
will need them for their egos...
and all this time, I thought it was Tom who died for our sins.
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| tafka excanges
leers with Lew
Lew exchanges bodily fluids with Tafka um_er_uh: Boy, that was quick. Frigeon: what? Lew: Damn lippy tafka: dammit.... lew can't kiss me because he'll ruin my 'lipstick' Lew: I told you, stick with the engine oil... but nooo... tafka: black eyeliner on lips.... YUM!!!!! Lew: Yes, she's got lipstick as eyeliner too. um_er_uh: Gotta love the red eyelashes. Lew: That's what you get if you don't put on your glasses before your makeup. tafka: engine oil? i'm not raiding the morons' cars for sump oil..... |
Hell
yes. :) Sam, you rock.
Verily, I am a
bad-ass mofo.
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| Finally, I
trap the guy! I find him on [AIM], of all places, and begin to nuke him
from my buddy list! (heh... ol' CINCGREEN on AOL... not that this makes
you LAMER, or anything)
And you wondered
why they call it Arsehole Instant Messenger...
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X5-532: so why couldnt he
figure this [the 532 in the nick] out?? i figured this out when i was high
and like 14
_Jenn: that's my problem... _Jenn: I need to be high X5-532: no. u need to like rock music _Jenn: getting high would be easier |
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Good
sides of Bring It On:
Life's a fiction - Let's write slash. |
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Ben is pretty good at film
critique:
"Look! it's the Blair Witch Project!" |
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