Quotes

*Lew -* "Are you sure this is legally acceptable?" "Firstly Helen, this is all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it's bloody funny."	"Quote me unduly and you die." -- Canadibrit
	Caira's Fandom Quotefest...		Jenn: hehehe, Mel...they're trying to guess how women think ^_^ Mel: aww.. that's so cute of them to try!
	Canadibrit: I couldn't convince the man to let me do my end-of-year project on the pain threshhold of various household pets. Chad: shucks Caira: CB: aw, damn. Ben: Aw, now THAT's a letdown. Canadibrit: Well it was! They let me do it in England. Caira: CB: A year ago, I'd've said, that's sick. Now, my parents have got too sickeningly cute lhasa apso puppies...	`*** Chad_ has set the topic on channel #daria+ to [19:35:19] * _Jenn never says anything qoutable and she likes it like that!` `_Jenn: agh! nooo...Chu-aaaad...` `Jon_K: Irony can be so ironic.` `_Jenn: Jon: NAH! Really?! You are so wise, man` `* _Jenn has set the topic on channel #daria+ to [22:37] <Jon_K> Irony can be so ironic.` `Jon_K: Oh, thank you.` `_Jenn: =^.^=` `Jon_K: Nothing like having one's stupidity put on display. ;-)` `_Jenn: LOL` `* Caira has set the topic on channel #daria+ to [19:35:19] * _Jenn never says anything qoutable and she likes it like that! \| [22:37] <Jon_K> Irony can be so ironic. \| [12:10] <Caira> Happy now?` `_Jenn: Noooooo` `*** Ben has set the topic on channel #daria+ to [19:35:19] * _Jenn never says anything qoutable and she likes it like that! \| [22:37] <Jon_K> Irony can be so ironic. \| [12:10] <Caira> Happy now? \| "do the time warp again"` `*** Caira has set the topic on channel #daria+ to [19:35:19] * _Jenn never says anything quotable and she likes it like that! \| [22:37] <Jon_K> Irony can be so ironic. \| [12:10] <Caira> Happy now? \| <Ben> "Let's do the time warp again..."` `Caira: Sorry, but I'm a pedant. ;o)` `*** Ben has set the topic on channel #daria+ to [19:35:19] * _Jenn never says anything quotable and she likes it like that! \| [22:37] <Jon_K> Irony can be so ironic. \| [12:10] <Caira> Happy now? \| [19:44] <Ben> "Let's do the time warp again...` `Ben: Caira: it's just Not Funny without the timestamps`		I still maintain that I want to hear Tool and Tori Amos perform "Paradise By the Dashboard Light" together, but I don't think it's ever going to happen. You want a messed-up cover, though, I think that'd be a safe bet. -- Brian Taylor
*"Ah, to be a snake, and to be hatched out alone, under a flat, hot rock, miles away from one's parents...." -- Um*				CB-LT: Orca - that's not nice! Let the man create armageddon if he wants!
		And I'm sure that Myyyssttyyckke Spyyyrrall will hit the big time as soon as Trent wakes up. -KnightHawke But will they change the name?
`traP: Hmm... next year, state of the union address... lets try and get his speech replaced with... lesse... how about some Eminem lyrics... lesse how long he reads it before someone tells him.` `Caira: traP: Are you kidding? Eminem uses far too many big words...` `Alita-chan: How 'bout the Spice Girls?` `traP: Yeah, but it'd be funny to see how he misprounces em...` `traP: YEAH!` `MJPollard: "The Real Slim Dubya"?` `traP: "My fellow Americans... if you wanna be my... zig a zig... uh... ok, who y'all screwin with the telethingy?"` `Alita-chan: And I missed it? Fu.` `Alita-chan: Trap: Or rap. Can you imagine?` `MrMaddog wished Jesse Ventura was President, then we would have very interesting speeches :)` `traP: I could see Dubya as a white rapper, actually.` `Alita-chan: ewwwwww...` `Alita-chan: Heavy W.` `traP: He reminds me of Vanilla Ice.` `Caira: MC Shrubya....` `traP: Can't veto this.` `MJPollard: traP: Oh, thanks ever so much for that lovely image!` `marsman57: would the real Dubya please stand up?` `Caira: Kermit T. Frog for president! At least he admits he's a puppet!` `MJPollard: Pardon me while I rinse my eyes out with lye and sulfuric acid...` `traP: "I did not have sexual relations with that pig..."` `MJPollard: "... while the President, who claims he was not intoxicated, could not explain his stupidity..."` `-- #Daria+ loves George W. Bush. Mail me for a recipe list.`			* Signoff: Orca WE ARE THE BORED. RESISTANCE IS IRRELEVANT. PREPARE TO BE ASININE.**	`DocForbin: You know, how many people here are sick and tired of fics where a regular buys it?` `SisTabby raises a hand.` `Yui: Never get tired of that, Doc. I love it.` `SisTabby: Of course I'll make an exception for good ones, but there are so few.` `iObject: like Quinn gets raped and murdered?` `iObject: daria slits her wrists in the shower?` `JBerry: Mrs. Manson gets bitten by a rabid squirrel?` `Yui: I can't get enough of that. But I want some variety. Daria should slit her wrists in the living room once or twice.` `Crazy_Nutso killed some regs in the Daria: The Hunter stories... but they keep coming back...`
Rumor has it an assassin shot Dubya last month. This has been kept quiet because the bullet didn't do any damage. They got him in the head... Milo	*Crazy_Nutso: so, RB, any new (giggle) fanfics?*
	'Of all the things I've lost... I miss my pants the most' - Poe, www.exploitationnow.com Sometimes when they touch, the honesty's too much. -KnightHawke
		CB_uploading: Oh, SCREW stas.net! *Ben: With a cactus. Sideways.* ArtistX: curse the spaz yet again! *CB_uploading: BAD mental image, Ben. But yeah, basically.*	.
JBerry: Suicide sucks. It, like, kills you and stuff.			At last, a relationship between two posters on the same continent! And with my subject header, I'm glad they ain't on the same one I'm on... Much happiness and crazed bloodlust to the both of you. Guy
"Guns don't kill people - People with guns kill people" -Me Lew - Who waits until kevlar is manditory in American Schools...along with "Basic Firearm Safety", "Crack - A User's Guide" and "Teen Pregancy Today - How You Can Help". You'll notice I said nothing about Literacy, Math Skills or any sort of Social History. Mistakes keep cropping up in spite of those...
		Caira: "Breaking hearts since 1989?" tafka: yep Caira: Like Guy said... Much happiness and crazed bloodlust to the both of you. NomadX: heh, that sounds like the tagline on my webpage :) tafka: nope NomadX: "like" tafka: you haven't met us in person yet NomadX.... Caira has.... he _KNOWS_ how appropriate this is		Canadibrit puts goblinqueen into a fuck suit <Canadibrit> *duck <Canadibrit> Ohhell. -- CB tempts fate
Any threats to garotte me to speed up the writing process will be counter-productive. -- Ben Breeck lays down the law
`"It's IN OUR HEARTS, DAMMIT! Right next to Springfield, a half hour drive from Gotham, and across the desert from OZ!"` `-- Crazy Nutso speculates as to Lawndale's location`			Canadibrit: You are now entering Lull. Please keep your hands and elbows inside the car. Caira: Or better yet, shove them out. The bleeding stumps after a truck goes past should at least provide a talking point.
<Wind_Lane> medea: you know...cruelty to animals is one of the first signs of a person who may someday take on a life of violence and crime....keep at it champ!		Your parents would be horrified. You're risking eternal damnation. What's not to love?		<Canadibrit> And she signed on briefly as sailorchibimoon. Which led me to... *Sailorchibishelbykins.*
Tolshak: reading stuff he missed Imperial March? DANCE REMIX Someone will PAY for this transgression.... Ben: Oh, you haven't seen the VIDEO! Ben: Vader busts a move in front of a can-can line of stormtroopers. Ben: Then Jabba shakes his groove thing. Tolshak: Hutts don't HAVE a groove thing!
			MMOOOOAARRE!!!
		Canadibrit: Wow. They're trying to find me the ideal weapon. Ruthless Bunny: Cat o'nine tails. StarKat: scary, eh? Canadibrit: They have no regard for their own safety.